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Elliot Logo Hoodie

"Just Vaporware" T-Shirt

Ya Never Know Condoms

Rolling Papers

Clipper Lighter

Marco

Morning Brew

Black Stuff

You're looking at the Elliot Logo Hoodie. This is our only run of this style, so don't miss your chance. It only comes in black, because black never goes out of style. Make 'em do a double take. 10 oz. 80/20 Cotton / Polyester Blend. 

Remember when they kept calling Elliot "Just Vaporware"? Well, here's a tee commemorating their those sour underachievers. "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena... who does actually strive to do the deeds." - Theo Roosevelt. 4.2 oz. ring-spun cotton.

3 Elliot condoms in just the illest matchbook covers. They're not packaged together so you can throw one is your purse, murse, or in the hearse (funeral love, anybody?) Cuz these badboys are made to protect you when, uh, "times" get hard. And NO! You cannot return or exchange this. There's no reason to. This is an emergency kit. You wouldn't return or exchange your emergency supply of food during a pandemic, right?

Roll up. Light up. Blow up. Fired up. Everything Elliot does is premium, like these Rolling Papers. Whether you're seeking greener pastures, or smoking greener pastures, we're here to support. 33 papers in an all black cover. No returns or exchanges on these - just share them with the crew. LFG, get litty.

This is lit. Set things on fire. A good place to start is probably with some incense to set a mood, create good vibes with some Palo Santo, or burn up a roll up. The game is just getting started and you never know who's gonna need a hand or a light. Don't be the girl that has to say "ah, sorry I don't have one on me". To ensure you stay prepared, we're refusing all returns on this product. 

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The Official Merch of Elliot

"Too much of a good thing
ain't always a bad thing."

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The Official Merch of Elliot

"Too much of a good thing ain't always a bad thing."

"Too much of a good thing
ain't always a bad thing."